Northern Utah and my CGM seemed one in the same last night,
From the hitting of hay at 10PM to the tiny crack of morning light,
No sleep did I get, not a wink or a nod, with my Dexcom beeping and blipping,
With a word at my peak and a word in the valley, I could feel my sanity slipping.
Those Wellsville Mountains on my Dexcom screen are a definite A1C inflater,
With angles so steep, like consummate V's on the back of a Burninator.
The coaster I rode, thrice as HIGH twice as Low was not all that is causing this scoff.
No, the fact that through all of this redonkulous crap my freaking Dex sensor fell off!